--[Sincere Reviews]--
Why aren't you taking my opinions seriously?
You'll find the reviews on various movies, television shows, and other media below. I insist it's all quite "serious" and surely based on "factual evidence".
Reviews
MOVIES:
Waste Deep (R) -- Seems like the kind of movie that wouldn't entirely pull you in.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift -- In my opinion, plate tectonics are anything but fast, but I suppose earthquakes are furious.
Superman Returns -- And not a moment too soon.
Deep Sea 3D (iMax) -- Seems like the kind of movie that would pull you in.
Over the Hedge (PG) -- Oh god, not the neighbor's yard...
The Da Vinci Code (PG-13) -- As long as it gives me God mode or infinite ammo, I'm good.
BOOKS:
The Pearl -- The baby took a shotgun to the head? What a twist.
The Lord of the Rings -- Next time, Frodo should just go to Chalmer's Jewelers and pawn the curséd thing. With the money, he could throw a party bigger than Bilbo's.
Caucasia -- Because America needs to be reminded how racist it can be.
Romeo and Juliet -- Hormonal teenagers get emo, disobey their parents, "play checkers", do drugs, then commit suicide... Emo popculture is nothing new.
Waste Deep (R) -- Seems like the kind of movie that wouldn't entirely pull you in.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift -- In my opinion, plate tectonics are anything but fast, but I suppose earthquakes are furious.
Superman Returns -- And not a moment too soon.
Deep Sea 3D (iMax) -- Seems like the kind of movie that would pull you in.
Over the Hedge (PG) -- Oh god, not the neighbor's yard...
The Da Vinci Code (PG-13) -- As long as it gives me God mode or infinite ammo, I'm good.
BOOKS:
The Pearl -- The baby took a shotgun to the head? What a twist.
The Lord of the Rings -- Next time, Frodo should just go to Chalmer's Jewelers and pawn the curséd thing. With the money, he could throw a party bigger than Bilbo's.
Caucasia -- Because America needs to be reminded how racist it can be.
Romeo and Juliet -- Hormonal teenagers get emo, disobey their parents, "play checkers", do drugs, then commit suicide... Emo popculture is nothing new.
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