--[The Modern Age Emporium]--

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With a hundred ways to do a dozen things...

Why not try it all?  Welcome to the Modern Age Emporium, second edition. After lying entirely dormant for several months, the site has been revived, and thus we'll tag a version "2.0" label on it.

Purpose of the Emporium

I aim to please, shoot to kill, and breathe to live.  The Emporium is a source of output for all my musings, interests, claims, works, crayon art, finger painting, stick-figure sketches, connect-the-dots achievements, and psychological studies of the clarinet.  Of course, anything else I feel like adding is fine.  It's my call.


Well I've got news for you...

Is this the first of a trilogy? Perhaps a prologue?

Yes; but I guess no, technically.  I've had very basic websites in the past, which (in reflection) had absolutely no purpose at all and thus were part of many useless sites bogging down the internet.  While once an information superhighway, one clever editor of a national computer magazine deems the internet, "The beltline on-ramp at rush hour".  Ouch.  Regardless, I've had one website before this of any merit created entirely from scratch, but have consistently had trouble accessing it.  Below's the logo.

You woke me acting as if there were something important to say...

Have an appointment?  Feel the need for one?  I have very specific and irregular business hours, sorry.  But I suppose you can try the email below and you just might be able to reach me.

I know you want to fill in that blank...

What is new is tainted;
What is old is ______


What must be done should be clear.
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